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Mixing paddle, large spoon or preferably a power drill with a paint mixer propeller
5-gallon (or larger) vessel - pails, rubbermaid storage boxes, clean trash cans, etc.
Sifter for gradually adding ASTROLUBE™ powder
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ASTROLUBE™ powder for volume of lube desired
Appropriate volume of warm tap water
Plastic-lined wrestling pit for holding ASTROLUBE™
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| Instructions |
It's best to start this process a couple hours before you want to wrestle. |
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Fill the vessel with the appropriate amount of warm tap water - the warmer the water is, the faster it dissolves the powder to make lube. Don't use water that's too hot to bathe in. |
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Place mixer in vessel and begin mixing water while slowly sifting in ASTROLUBE™ powder. Try to mix the powder in as smoothly as possible; it can clump otherwise. These clumps may take longer to dissolve completely. |
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ASTROLUBE™ will become slippery and thicken quickly when warm water is used. It's better to make it a couple hours before you want to use it so that it will hydrate completely, cool before use, and provide a maximally ASTROLUBElicious experience. |
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Transfer ASTROLUBE™ to your wrestling pit, and you're ready to RRRRumble! |
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ASTROLUBE™ is a completely biodegradable, non-toxic, non-irritating, water-soluble, pharmaceutical-grade product. Be sensible and have fun with it! |
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CAUTION!
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ASTROLUBE™ is EXTREMELY SLIPPERY! It's The Slickest Stuff on Earth™. Liquid and powder spills anywhere people will be walking are dangerous. Clean accidental spills up immediately with towels and soapy water. If outside, use a hose and prodigious amounts of water to dilute and wash lube away from foot traffic. |
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Wrestling of any sort is a contact sport that can result in bodily harm and/or personal injury. By purchasing ASTROLUBE™ kit(s) the customer agrees to hold harmless ASTROLUBE™, JESSICA LORIN LLC, its officers and employees against any claim resulting from the use or misuse of ASTROLUBE™ kit(s). |
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